I whipped this up in Photoshop in about an hour, and I’m thinking of putting this on a t-shirt, but I need to play around with the font and colours a bit more.
I’ve always been a fan of typography-based, minimalistic, kind-of stealthy t-shirt designs.
imagine having to explain this shirt tho
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
"Jen is getting back together with Kyle"
"What? After last time?"
"I know right. I can pierce the vail into raw unsheathed chaos and madness and even I still don’t know what he sees in him."
A new reference was created for to help untangle the braiding process! http://cgcookie.com/concept/2014/02/10/exercise-braiding/
Scaleless Ball Python
please let me kiss this lil pup snake
it’s so cute
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
Gonna draw pokemon in panties.
DM: You are in a witch’s cottage, there is various food and candy everywhere
Knight: I eat the candy
DM: The witch is known for being cannibalistic
Knight: I eat the candy, what does it taste like?
for those of you who are wondering the same thing: oranges weren’t named after their colour, the colour was named after the fruit
which of course, begs the question: “Why don’t they call the colour red “apple” or yellow “banana”?
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk